March Funnies

(Courtney watching t.v. I walk in)
Courtney- "I sure could use a blanket."
Me- "Do I look like your slave?"
Courtney- (dead serious) "....sort of."

(in car)
Courtney- "Daddy isn't cute."
Jeremy- "Well fine, I'm not going to buy you any birthday presents."
Courtney- "Oh, wait, wait! I love you!"

Jeremy- "I am so out of shape."
Courtney- "You're a shape, Daddy, you're a circle!"

Courtney- "I love you, Daddy."
Jeremy- "I love you, too!"
*silence*
Me- "Hey! What about me? What am I, chopped liver?"
Courtney- "No, Mommy, you're a boat!"

Jeremy- "How many fingers do you have on one hand?"
Courtney- "One, two, three, four, five."
Jeremy- "And how many do you have on the other hand?"
Courtney- "One, two, three, four, five."
Jeremy- "So how many is 5 and 5?"
Courtney- "I don't know, lots?"

(Jeremy getting after Courtney for some reason)
Courtney- (shaking fist) "Hey, you don't talk back to me!"

(Courtney being super loud)
Jeremy- "Courtney, be quiet."
Courtney- "I can't. I don't have a zipper on my lips!"

(Shouts coming from the bathroom)
Courtney- "Mom! I made a hot dog poop! A hot dog pickle poop!"

(in car)
Me- "Man, I really need to pee."
Courtney- (wiggling head with ghetto attitude) "Well maybe you should have gone before we left the house!"

(Anytime we say something Courtney doesn't quite hear, or she wasn't paying attention)
Courtney- "What? What? What'chu say, Willis?"

Courtney- "Daddy, you're a smokin' crack head."
Me- "Where did you learn those words?!"
Courtney- (giggling) "Nowhere!"

(in Broulims parking lot in truck, with a box of Donuts. Grandpa Larry walks up to truck)
Grandpa- "My that pink donut sure looks good. I sure would like to eat that pink donut!"
Courtney- (defending the only pink donut in the box that is clearly HERS) "Well... maybe you should go find your own pink donut!"