(Courtney holding up a cookie split in half)
Courtney- "Which one do you want, Mommy?"
Me- "How about this one?"
Courtney- "No! That one's mine!"
(Courtney jumping on me)
Me- "Oof!"
Courtney- "It's okay, I'm not even giving you owwies, you're like a bean bag!"
Jeremy- "Hi, Sweetheart."
Courtney- "Actually, I'm a princess."
(Driving over railroad tracks)
Courtney- "Hey, those are choo choo tracks!"
Jeremy- "Yep, they are."
Courtney- "Yah, the trains go 'Choo Choo' on them!"
(Courtney playing with toy camera)
Courtney- "Smile, Mom!" *click* "Oh! That was a cute smile!"
Me- "Look, those birdies are getting worms for their breakfast."
Courtney- "Yah! Those worms are like their noodles!"
Courtney- (quite upset) "Ruger took 3 bites of my sidewalk chalk, and he didn't even say sorry!"
(Jeremy digging up weeds, Courtney wanted a small shovel to help. i gave her the extra hand shovel kept in the extra mailbox on the house)
Courtney- "Look! I have my own shovel, Mommy mailed it to me!"
Courtney- "When I was a monkey I would swing back and forth in the trees, but not anymore. Now I'm a big girl and I live in my home sweet home."
Courtney- "What are we waiting for? For Daddy to get off his butt?"
(Me trying to dress her)
Courtney- "AHH! STAY BACK! STAY BACK!!"
(Me STILL trying to dress her)
Courtney- (waving a book at me) "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo Mom, don't bother me!"
(Courtney jabbering away in nonsense language)
Jeremy- "Why are you jabbering so much today?"
Courtney- "I'm taking Spanish!"
(Courtney on the swing set, I sit down next to her)
Courtney- "Get off your butt and push me!"
Me- "Excuse me? What do you say?"
Courtney- "PLEASE get off your butt and push me!"
Me- "We need to wash that chocolate pudding off your face."
Courtney- "Yah. I don't look like a princess. I look like a man with a mustache."
(Me hiccuping)
Courtney- "Those are some pretty hiccups you have!"
(Looking at my friend's blog with Courtney on my lap)
Me- "Hey! Andrea finally got her couch picture posted!"
Courtney- "YAY HALLELU-LA!!"
Dax is the man
9 years ago






























