April Funnies

Me- "I love you more than ice cream."
Courtney- "I love you more than potties... clean ones!"
Me- "I love you more than Christmas!"
Courtney- "I love you more than the crack in my head!"
Me- 'Oh...is that what happened??"
Courtney- "Yah, but don't tell anyone."

Courtney- "Daddy, you're a macaroni and cheese knee floatie!"
Jeremy- "You're crazy, where you do come up with this stuff?"
Courtney- "Oh, it's just in my blood."

Me- "Would you like some chocolate covered popcorn?"
Courtney- "No, that's not healthy! I need food that's good for me!"

(Me in bathroom with door open a tiny crack, Courtney walks by and slams it shut)
Courtney- "You need to learn how to shut the door when you go potty!"

(Me giving her hugs)
Courtney- "Oh mom! Careful! You're going to pop me into little balloon pieces!"

Me- "Let's go get your sugar buggies and get ready for bed."
Courtney- "No! I don't go to bed til eight and thirty and the dot to dot!"

Courtney- "Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess and she went on a walk."
Me- "Where to? The magical waterfalls?"
Courtney- "No."
Me- "The forbidden forrest?"
Courtney- "No."
Me- "The mystical meadows?"
Courtney- "No, she just went to the race tracks."

Courtney- "Two little pigs hopped in their car and drove to the market to buy pineapple and bacon. They paid for it with money from their piggy banks 'cause they're pigs!"