November Funnies

Courtney-"Twinkle twinkle little star....hey, do you ever wonder what I AM??"

(Jeremy driving)
Jeremy- "That's dumb."
Courtney- "Hey, you don't talk like that!"
Jeremy- "Or what?"
Courtney- "Or Mommy will drive home."
Jeremy- "And where will I be?"
Courtney- "You will get left right here all by yourself!"

(Me laying on the couch, Courtney covers me up with her favorite Duckies Blankie and hands me her favorite stuffed dog, Blackie)
Courtney- "I'm going to tell you a night-night story. Once upon a time there was a beautiful ballerina named Me. And we all went to the ball in beautiful ballerina dresses and I was prettier than all the other people. And then we played musical chairs. Night-night Mommy. Time for you to go to sleep." (kisses me on the forehead and leaves)

(Jeremy, Courtney, and I getting ready to leave for Wal Mart, Courtney wearing a princess dress-up dress.)
Jeremy- "You can't go wearing that."
Courtney- 'I'm THREE, and I'm WEARING THIS DRESS!" (and she surely did)

Me- "Why are you walking funny?"
Courtney- "My pull up is stuck in my butt!"

(Me about to lick the beater with brownie batter on it.)
Courtney- (frantic) "DON'T EAT THAT! THAT HAS RAW EGGS!!"

(Courtney running down the stairs wearing only a shirt.)
Courtney- "I went potty!"
(she throws her pants and panties in my face.)
Courtney- "Good catch!"

Grandma Hansen- (referring to Blackie) "Boys wear pants and girls wear dresses. Blackie is wearing a dress, so what does that make Blackie?"
Courtney- "A dog."

(Courtney put her Sleeping Beauty barbie dress on a boy Bratz doll)
Me-"Court, take that dress off of him! Only gay boys wear dresses."
(I leave the room and later come back when I hear this conversation between a girl barbie and boy doll in a dress)
boy voice- "I love you."
girl voice- "I don't love you."
boy voice- "Why not?"
girl voice- "Because you're gay!"

Courtney- "Mommy, you're one Hot Mama! I call you hot mama because Daddy says you're a hot mama!" (Jeremy has never used that phrase!) (continues calling me Hot Mama all night)

(Courtney eating chocolate treats)
Courtney- "You want some, Mommy?"
Me- "No thanks."
Courtney- "Yah, 'cause if you eat this, you won't be a hot mama."

(Courtney picks out 2 chocolate treats from snowman bowl later that day)
Courtney- "Here, we'll get two. One for me, and one for me...because you're on a diet!"