Court's July Funnies

Courtney- "I want green beans, but I don't want them hot. I want them cold and nasty." (then she ate an entire can of cold nasty green beans!)

Courtney- "Daddy, what did you eat that made you so big?!"

Courtney- " Wow! I had a big yawn in my mouth!"

(Courtney waiting outside bathroom door for me. I come out.)
Courtney- "Good Job, Mommy! I'm so proud of you!"

(Jeremy, Courtney, and I gardening. I squeal at a disgusting Daddy Long Leg spider)
Courtney- "Mommy, you don't like Daddy Long Legs?"
Me- "No, they're yucky!"
Courtney- "Oh... do you like Mommy Long Legs?"

(Me opening Courtney's curtains to wake her up in the morning)
Courtney- "AAH!! TURN OFF THE LIGHTS!!!"

(Courtney frustrated, yelling at a puzzle piece that wasn't fitting, tries jamming it in over and over, finally realizes where it goes)
Courtney- "Oh...haha, I was just kidding."
Me- (laughing!)
Courtney- "Hey! Don't laugh about it!"

(Courtney making grumpy face.... me copying her)
Courtney- "Hey, don't be making a mad face!"
Me- "Why not?"
Courtney- "Because I want to be mad all by myself!"

(Jeremy waiting for Courtney to climb out of her car seat)
Jeremy- "Today, Slowpoke!"
Courtney- "No, in 14 days, silly!"

(Courtney eating purple nerds)
Me- "What are you eating?"
Courtney- "Purple Nurple Moose Poops."

Me- "Why don't you read Blackie a story?"
Courtney- "Mom, you know I don't know how to read!"

Courtney- "Once upon a time there was Blackie who went for a walk and saw a BEE-UUUUTIFUL butterfly, it was so pretty and Blackie followed it and caught it and put it in the fridge to eat for later!"

(Me trying to dress her)
Courtney- "STAY BACK! I'm warning you!"

(Me giving the 1...2...3 warning)
Me- "One...."
Courtney- (Shaking whole arm and finger at me) "And if you say TWO and if you say THREE then i will SMACK YOUR BUM!!"

(during a thunderstorm, Ruger pawing at the door trying to get in)
Courtney- "Stop jumping on the door, Ruger. Go in your house, you little baby!"