Courtney's August Funnies

Courtney- "Momma, I want to watch Charlie and Lola" *in a Brittish accent* "Oh lovely, lovely, here we are with our doggie!"

(Me realizing I'm an ingredient short)
Me- "Oh, pooey."
Courtney- "Mommy.... who stinks?"

Me- "Hey, Court, come tell me a secret!" (i cup my ear with my hand)
Courtney- *places her ear on my ear and begins whispering*

(any time Courtney gets in trouble)
Courtney- "Sorry, Momma, I'm sorry. Do you still love me?"
Me- "I will always love you no matter how naughty you are!"
Courtney- "oh....good!"

(Me driving to the post office)
Me- "First we need to get on 17th Street..."
Courtney- "And then turn on Sunnyside?"

(Courtney being super naughty)
Me- "Do you want Daddy to come home and spank your bum? He spanks harder than I do!"
Courtney- "I know, you spank softly!"

(Courtney naming all her dances)
Courtney- "I have my snapping rose dance, and my princess ballerina dance, and my water dance, and my tiger dance..."
Me- "Can I see your tiger dance? I haven't seen that one yet."
Courtney- "No, I can't do that one for you."
Me- "Why not?"
Courtney- "Because the monsters will steal it."
Me- "The monsters will steal your dance?!"
Courtney- (frustrated, throws hands up in air) "Yes, and I don't know what to do about it!"

(Courtney and I getting the fall decor out of the basement)
Courtney- "AH! There's a ELBOW SPIDER on that sticky trap!"
Me- "Oh, yucky, that's a hobo spider."
Courtney- "Yah, a Elbow Spider!"

(Courtney helping me decorate with the fall decor, she places a scarecrow in a chair)
Courtney- "There, now let's take a step back and have a look. Lovely! It looks so good in this room!"