(Courtney holding up a cookie split in half)
Courtney- "Which one do you want, Mommy?"
Me- "How about this one?"
Courtney- "No! That one's mine!"
(Courtney jumping on me)
Me- "Oof!"
Courtney- "It's okay, I'm not even giving you owwies, you're like a bean bag!"
Jeremy- "Hi, Sweetheart."
Courtney- "Actually, I'm a princess."
(Driving over railroad tracks)
Courtney- "Hey, those are choo choo tracks!"
Jeremy- "Yep, they are."
Courtney- "Yah, the trains go 'Choo Choo' on them!"
(Courtney playing with toy camera)
Courtney- "Smile, Mom!" *click* "Oh! That was a cute smile!"
Me- "Look, those birdies are getting worms for their breakfast."
Courtney- "Yah! Those worms are like their noodles!"
Courtney- (quite upset) "Ruger took 3 bites of my sidewalk chalk, and he didn't even say sorry!"
(Jeremy digging up weeds, Courtney wanted a small shovel to help. i gave her the extra hand shovel kept in the extra mailbox on the house)
Courtney- "Look! I have my own shovel, Mommy mailed it to me!"
Courtney- "When I was a monkey I would swing back and forth in the trees, but not anymore. Now I'm a big girl and I live in my home sweet home."
Courtney- "What are we waiting for? For Daddy to get off his butt?"
(Me trying to dress her)
Courtney- "AHH! STAY BACK! STAY BACK!!"
(Me STILL trying to dress her)
Courtney- (waving a book at me) "Shoo! Shoo! Shoo Mom, don't bother me!"
(Courtney jabbering away in nonsense language)
Jeremy- "Why are you jabbering so much today?"
Courtney- "I'm taking Spanish!"
(Courtney on the swing set, I sit down next to her)
Courtney- "Get off your butt and push me!"
Me- "Excuse me? What do you say?"
Courtney- "PLEASE get off your butt and push me!"
Me- "We need to wash that chocolate pudding off your face."
Courtney- "Yah. I don't look like a princess. I look like a man with a mustache."
(Me hiccuping)
Courtney- "Those are some pretty hiccups you have!"
(Looking at my friend's blog with Courtney on my lap)
Me- "Hey! Andrea finally got her couch picture posted!"
Courtney- "YAY HALLELU-LA!!"
Dax is the man
9 years ago
3 comments:
I LOVE these!!! I think I laughed out loud on every one of them.
(especially the "noodle" one. ha ha)
She just keeps getting more and more funny. Love it!!
(And yes, it is amazing I finally got pictures of my couch up. ha ha)
Courtney is pretty quick. Good thing you are writing these things down, otherwise she might not believe you when she is grown up.
HAHA! I can't even pick a favorite because they are all so stinking hilarious. Love it!
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