Me- "Let's go lay down for a nap."
Courtney- "No, I have my brand new toy and my brand new purse and I have to go now, so we'll have nap another time."
*every time we get in the car*
Courtney- "Buckle, Mommy, Buckle! Buckle, Daddy, Buckle!"
Courtney- "Mommy, I put your phone on Daddy's dresser where it will be nice and safe so the monsters won't get it."
*Courtney sneezes*
*silence*
Courtney- "Daddy, I sneezed. Say Bless You!"
*Driving home late at night, Courtney singing*
Courtney- "I'm singing the monsters a night night song so they can go to sleep in their trees and holes."
Me- "Courtney, stop it!"
Courtney- "But I'm helping!"
Me- "Slamming the microwave door on my head while I'm trying to clean it out isn't helping!"
Courtney- (dead serious) "oh... really?"
Me- "Courtney, come here! I want to give you a hug!"
Courtney- "Well, okay, but don't ruin my hair!" *patting flower clip in her hair"
*Courtney and I waiting in the truck late one night while Jeremy goes in a lady's house to discuss paint colors"
Courtney-(suspiciously) "Mommy... what's Daddy doing with that woman in there??"
*Me trying to calm her down to lay down for a nap, gave her a mini reeses peanut butter cup..(her treat for going potty)*
Courtney- "AHH! NOO!!! Those are for POTTY!!"
*Me combing the snarls out of her hair*
Courtney- "Ow, Mom, use a softer comb!"
*Courtney turns off all the lights, shuts all the shutters, and hides under the kitchen table*
Me- "What are you doing?"
Courtney- (frantic) "THE MAILMAN IS HERE!!"
*Courtney holding her sippy cup behind her back and slowly walking backwards*
Courtney- "Beep...Beep...Beep..."
Courtney- "I want to go to Jazzy's house."
Me- "I know, we're going there tonight."
Courtney- "But I want to go to-now!"
Dax is the man
9 years ago
7 comments:
I love how she is SOOOO into monsters. So cute!
She sure has character! What a funny girl.
That is hillarious. I wish that I would have written down things from when mine were younger. I should be doing it now too, but for some reason don't. Keep up the good work!
These are beyond funny- awesome job keeping track of them all! It will be so hilarious when she grows up and reads them someday. PRICELESS!!
I love how you write down the funny things she says. I think she must take after you.
Hmmmmm I see Cec has been helping you with your header. WAY cute!!
I want to know how to do everything she knows how to do. We need to get her to do an online class for us. :)
andrea, i actually did that header by myself! but that's how it came, i just added the hansen household under it through a dinky paint thing that won't do anything cute, haha. I agree though, Cec needs to teach us her tricks!
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