Courtney's March Funnies

(stirring mashed potatoes)
Courtney- "These will be so delicious, just like fresh-baked no bake cookies!"

Courtney- "I'm hopping like a ribbit!"

(Jeremy driving)
Courtney- "Whoa! You're driving all crazy again!"

Courtney- "Mom, can you get my gummies out of my box, 'cause my fingers are just little and tiny!"

(helping me clean house)
Me- "Wow, this banister is dirty!"
Courtney- "You can say that again!"

Me- "Should we scrub the front door?"
Courtney- "Yah! We better hop to it!"

(4 am she was screaming and crying because she wanted a snack-- eating on her bedroom floor)
Me- "Cough-Cough"
Courtney- "Shh Mommy, you'll wake the neighbors!"

Me- (I bent over to pick something up)
Courtney- (kisses my behind)
Me- "Did you just kiss my butt?!"
Courtney- "I sure did, because i love you!"

Me- "Wow, those are some stinky poops!"
Courtney- "Yep, they're ooey gooey Polly Pocket poops!"

(Courtney giving Jeremy hugs)
Courtney- "I love you, Princess Daddy!"

(Courtney cranky, crying, booby, whining)
Me- "What's the matter?"
Courtney- "I just need another nap."

(Courtney watching t.v., jeremy and i talking)
Courtney- "Mommy, Daddy, stop talking. I'm trying to watch my cartoon!"

Jeremy- "Where in the crap are my shorts??"
Courtney- "Wherever in the crap you put them!"

(T.V. nickelodeon announcer saying "Come along and join us at WWW..." I turn off t.v.)
Courtney- "Dot Nick Junior Dot Com!"

Me- "Should we go sit on the potty?"
Courtney- "No."
Me- "What?!"
Courtney- "NO no NO!!"
Me- "What?!"
Jeremy- "I think she said no."
Courtney- "Daddy's so smart."