February Funnies

Courtney: "Hey Mom, do you want my bath toy?"
Me: "Nope, I don't."
Courtney: "Oh come on! You know you want it!"

Me: "Let's get off the counter."
Courtney: (reading my nutrition book) "No, I'm not frustrated yet!"

-- Repeatedly taking off her shirt and making body builder poses sayings, "CHUM CHUM" with each pose!

Me: "Courtney, please stop. I don't want chapstick smeared in my hair."
Courtney: "Of course you do, Mommy, of course you want chapstick smeared in your hair!"

(seeing my bra on the floor)
Courtney: "Mommy! I see your boobs on the floor!"

(walking past bra section in Kohls with Jeremy)
Courtney: "Wow Dad, look at all those boobs!"

-- I laid her down for bed and she cried for a while, then was finally quiet for a half hour or so. She started crying again, so I went in to give her kisses and tell her night night. To that she wailed, "Oh no, not again!"

Courtney: "Mom, are you writing down my funnies? Did you write down that you have boobs?"

(driving in truck)
Courtney: "Daddy, this is beautiful princess music. Can you turn it up so Mommy can hear it?"

(at work with Jeremy at a remodeling job)
Courtney: "I want to go home! This house is way too dirty!"

(rubbing at eye)
Me: "Do you have something in your eye?"
Courtney: "hmm..well, just my finger."