Courtney's December Funnies

(Sitting on my lap)
Courtney- "I have to go poop."
Me- "How about we go poop in your potty?!"
Courtney- "How about I go poop on you!"

(After ripping the cover off my magazine)
Me- "Courtney, you ruined it!"
Courtney- "Don't worry, I'll fix it."
Me- "How are you going to fix it?"
Courtney- "Watch, I'll show you..... See? Good as new!" --handing me shredded magazine

(Being told repeated not to say 'stupid' on the car ride home)
"That's stupid"
"Don't say that word"
"That's stupid"
"Don't say that word"
--((pulling into the driveway, the garage door sticks about halfway up))
Jeremy- "stupid door!"
Courtney- "HEY! DON'T SAY THAT WORD! THAT DOOR IS NICE!!"

(Standing in hallway with popsicle)
Courtney- "Hey Mom, whatchya doin'?"
Me- "I'm just doing my hair, what are you doing?"
Courtney- "Oh, well, I'm just standin' here. Eatin a popsicle."

(Studying her coloring book)
Jeremy- "What are you doing?"
Courtney- "I'm trying to read my essay"

(After hearing me comment about the wire poking out of my bra)
Courtney-- (patting her chest) "Ow! My bra is poking me!"

(After given a candy cane)
Courtney- "A candy cane? For me? OH BOY!!"

Courtney- "Daddy, whatchya doin'?"
Jeremy- "I"m cleaning up my mess."
Courtney- "That's a good idea."

(While changing her diaper)
Me- "Holy cow, what did you eat?!"
Courtney- "Well, first I ate a cookie, then I ate a poopy!"

Me- "We need to trim your fingernails."
Courtney- "Yah, they're kinda funky!"

(Climbing up Jeremy)
Courtney- "I'm climbing up daddy! He's like a ladder!"

Jeremy- "What's Santa going to bring you?"
Courtney- "Dog poo and kitty food!!"

(in the middle of the closing prayer in sacrament meeting)
Courtney- "I HAVE FUNKY TOENAILS!!!!"

(sitting on couch babbling away)
Courtney- "You don't have any money. You have to get money from Daddy for anything you want to buy and if I want to buy something I ask Daddy for money and he gives it to me and I buy whatever I want to buy!"