Late to Church

I know it's been a while since I last posted, but I've been having some problems getting pictures on. So here's a picture-less post update. But I'm sure you'll all be glad there's not a picture to go along with this story.
This morning before church I was preparing a crockpot roast in the kitchen while Courtney was playing in the dining room. She is always pulling things out of my purse and stringing them all over the house, and I usually have a few diapers in there. So I look out over the countertop to check on her and she's waving a diaper around. I think, "how cute, she's keeping herself entertained with a diaper from my purse" and I continue slicing potatoes. A few minutes later she's going, "ah ah ah ah eww...mom Mom MOM MOM!" and here she comes running, holding this diaper up to me. I take the diaper from her, and lo and behold, it is chuck filled full of poo. So now I'm thinking, "that's disgusting! where did she get this from?!" I figured she had pulled it out of a garbage can. She now has poo on her legs and feet, so we run upstairs (with her held as far away from me as possible) and I'm scrubbing her down in the sink (since she is currently terrified of the bathtub)...when I notice... she's not wearing a diaper. So she pooed...took off her dirty diaper, and brought it to me. How thoughful, right? So Jeremy hears me saying "Ew Ew Ew Ew Ew Courtney, nooooo, Ew" as I'm trying to hose the girl down, and he comes running. She had it all up the inside of her nightgown. It took two of us several minutes to clean her up, and oh yeah, it stunk. Needless to say we were a bit late for church this morning.